littledust:

AKA Star Bucks: The Espresso Awakens

OUR HEROES: Rey, a plucky unknown who can fix any coffee machine as well as make a mean latte; Poe Dameron, a barista who can sell customers on literally any weird combination of flavors and he is ALWAYS RIGHT (and always handsome); and Finn, a sweetheart who just wants a job to pay for textbooks but DEFECTS from big corporate coffee after witnessing worker exploitation! Great at making cinnamon rolls and other baked goods.

OUR VILLAINS: The First Order, a coffee chain that plans on complete coffee domination. Your first order, your last order… ALL WILL BELONG TO THEM. General Manager Hux keeps the coffee flowing through unethical business practices. Kylo Ren, the young protege of CEO Snoke, tries really hard to be great at corporate espionage even though all he’s accomplished is letting Snoke know that his family has a secret book of recipes out there somewhere, who knows where.

OUR PLOT, SUCH AS IT IS: General Manager Leia Organa is trying to keep her independent coffee shop, The Resistance, in business despite her son’s betrayal. She will do this without the illegal goods Han Solo and Chewbacca smuggle in, yes really, no matter how delicious. Their salvation most likely lies in the talents of Luke Skywalker, the greatest barista who ever lived and the keeper of the rumored recipe book. OUR HEROES must do all they can to save the galaxy’s best cup of coffee, aided by espresso machine BB-8 and the single snazzy leather jacket they share between them. Will they find Luke? Will they find LOVE? Find out at a theater near you!