hannabarberabooks:

eregyrn-falls:

hollycrowned:

hollycrowned:

can’t imagine why Disney’s legal department would have an issue with this [x]

Okay, so like – forgive me for butting in, but I wanted to add something, based on @ancientouroboros​‘s tags about “is the cult on a cruise ship or what”.  That tells me that I’ve read way too many exposé articles about Scientology, and I thought more folks knew this, but maybe it’s not as widely known, and others are wondering?

Scientology has a small fleet of ships.  Here, let me quote Wikipedia:

“The Sea Organization (Sea Org) is a legally nonexistent Scientology organization, which the Church of Scientology describes as a “fraternal religious order, comprising the church’s most dedicated members”. All Scientology management organizations are controlled exclusively by members of the Sea Org. David Miscavige, the de facto leader of Scientology, is the highest-ranking Sea Org officer, holding the rank of captain.The organization has been described by some as a paramilitary and as a private naval force, having operated several vessels in its past and displaying a maritime tradition.”

(actual citations bookmarked in the Wikipedia article about Sea Org.)

So if you’re gonna do a send-up of Scientology, yeah, your cult TOTALLY needs to be on a cruise ship.

Why does loser David, the head of Scientology, only hold the rank of Captain? Wouldn’t he hold the rank of Admiral or Fleet Admiral or something? Does he fantasize about being Captain Kirk dashing about the universe bedding green women?